If you tell a girl to ‘shut up and make me a sandwich’, the only thing that’s going to happen is you’re getting slapped. Total sandwich surplus: 0. alternatively, if you treat the girl with even a rudimentary level of politeness (and I don’t mean that creepy ‘I’ll write you a sonnet, climb a mountain for you and kiss your feet unless they’re unshaven’ stuff, like maybe actually let them make decisions and view them as a person, not a fairytale) then she’s going to be at least 100% more likely to make you a sandwich and probably have sex with you. Total sandwich surplus: >0. In short, even if you can’t muster the emotional maturity to treat people kindly through any selfless quality you possess, at least do it for the common sense/economic benefit.
so remember yesterday when people were joking that the guy responsible for the Olympic Ring malfunction better get his ass outta Russia, i don’t think it’s funny any more guys… [x]
are you so sure
This is a hoax please don’t believe this it came from satire site The Daily Currant and is completely false.
The Disney Advertisements are so extreme like to promote frozen they froze the entire flipping US except for California and Florida, which is where Disneyland and Disneyworld are
I sure hope they don’t make a film called ‘Everyone Dies’.